Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Newspaper headlines...
- Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think? - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far! - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! - Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial! - War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect! - If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?! - Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought! - Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something! - Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?! - Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans! - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken? - Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is.... - Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead