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Newspaper headlines...

  • Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    Really? Ya think?

  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Now that's taking things a bit far!

  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    What a guy!

  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    See if that works any better than a fair trial!

  • War Dims Hope for Peace
    I can see where it might have that effect!

  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    Ya think?!

  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    Who would have thought!

  • Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    They may be on to something!

  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    Weren't they fat enough?!

  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    That's what he gets for eating those beans!

  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    Do they taste like chicken?

  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    Boy, are they tall!

    And the winner is....

  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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