More flight attendant announcements –
“As we taxi out we’d like those passengers sat on the right side of the aircraft to press their faces against the window. We’d like to remind those other airlines what a full plane looks like.”
"In a short time we will serve refreshments. Please remember that we are in the airline business, not the food business.”
Pilot: “Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard this flight to Denver. We will be taking off just as soon I get through page 10 of this flight manual.”
“We just found a wallet in the aisle……now that we have your attention here is some important safety information.”