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Reprinted from 'Parts & Pieces' from January 17, 2005.
Subject: "DEAR GOD" ... a dog's version
Dear God:
- Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
- When I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
- Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
- How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
- If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
- We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
- More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
- When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
- Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
To be continued...
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